I don't usually wade into politics but...
I'm not a huge fan of the Republican party to begin with...disclosure and all that...but I think that if they want to stay relevant to the other 80% of Americans who are actually not douchebags, they need to get their house in order.
I keep getting this picture of Fox and the GOP creating this monster with funny hair and saying "it's alive!!!!" - by the way, I'm convinced that the Donald is actually not a human being but a patchwork of human parts put together by someone who couldn't find hair but did manage to find a squirrel.
He's getting WAAYYY more publicity than he deserves. Normally the conspiracy minded fringe gather in their mom's basements wearing tin caps but because someone made billions for him (ie. his employees), he gets the limelight. Actually, I believe that he is intelligent - a lot more intelligent than everyone gives him credit for. He's intelligent in the same way that Reverend Jim Jones or David Koresh were intelligent. He has the knack and charisma to enchant dumb (and/or evil) people and bring them to his cause. He's no Hitler even though he is pretty offensive but he is a demagogue and he has created the Cult of Donald. Somewhere there is a middle aged woman in America whose understanding of the world is equivalent to that of the gopher living in her front yard who is willing to die for the man (or monster if you subscribe to my conspiracy theory - and for the record, I don't live in my mom's basement although that would solve some of my financial woes).
So what's the point of this journal entry? I don't have a point. But I do want to share my vision of a Trump America. Firstly there's the Kim with the yuuuugggge ass who's his VP and the Kanye, his Secretary of State. Never mind that they don't have any political viewpoint worth anything but then neither does he. Kanye's first visit to Europe: "Angela imma let you finish but the Donald is building a way better wall then you had". Then we must consider his National Security Advisor Ted Cruz who recommends carpet bombing the Middle East - doesn't care whom - "just somewhere over there." And of course the Attorney General, Ben Carson who wants to solve the problem of straight people going to prison and coming out gay (look it up). Speaker of the House Ann Coulter manages to shepherd through a bill banning all those Muslims (especially the 5 year olds) - until "we figure out what's going on." She also squeaks through a bill replacing the stars on our flag with a beeaautifoool picture of Trump replete with "hair". Obama finds himself on a plane to Kenya.
Welcome to stage I of the Idiocracy.
And by the way, I'm 31 now
- almost time to grow up. Almost.