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1, 2, 3,.....FIGHT! by bidabby
1, 2, 3,.....FIGHT!
Rule #4568 
When fighting an armored lizardman, I do NOT need show excessive cleavage.  REALLY.  Ok, maybe just a bit just to mix it up a bit.

When I grow up I want to be an MMA fighter.  I LOOOVE Gina Carano.  But I don't want to fight Lizardmen.  Those douches don't play fair.
Morning Butterfly by bidabby
Morning Butterfly
I have a butterfly tattoo just above the left side of my hip....nuff said
Bikini clad warrioress and Lizardman by bidabby
Bikini clad warrioress and Lizardman
Note to self: When engaging a sword carrying, diaper wearing Lizardman do *not* wear a bikini even if it's a nice one with metal bits.  
Hit Woman by bidabby
Hit Woman
I kinda like how this one turned out.
Kickboxing vampire by bidabby
Kickboxing vampire
A vampiress must learn to defend herself from stupid men with wooden stakes.
One of the things I remembered as a child was a comment my dad once made about me: "I always wanted a son - looks like I got my wish."

For some reason, I've been thinking about that recently and wondering what set of characteristics I had that would lead him to give me an honorary pair of balls.

As a girl, feisty would be an understatement for what I was.  I as a pretty gawky young girl - all gangly, skinny and really awkward but a hell of a fighter.

Onetime a guy called me an "ugly jew" with his friends standing nearby. He was much taller than I was but I punched him in the stomach *really* hard. It got messy.  For my efforts, I got a cracked lip and a bruise on my face but I earned that pair of balls (and a suspension! Life is soooo unfair).

A boy by society's standards is independent, promiscuous and strong. A girl is not. There is no higher honor that a man can pay a woman than to say "she's got a pair". That's so sad. By society's standards, I'm a boy. I'm independent, I REALLY like sex, and I consider myself a bad ass wannabee.

BUT, I don't aspire to be a man. I like being a woman, thank you very much and last time I checked, I don't have a pair. Really. But don't mess with me honey, I got a mean fist (and I'm learning to kick-box).
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Bauhaus
  • Watching: a whiny child in front of me
  • Eating: a slice of banana bread
  • Drinking: a coffee at a Starbucks


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Russian, British, Israeli American, Lipstick Lesbian, father a diplomat, mother a teacher, step sister a bitch, woman who married my father a greater bitch. Young enough to still make massive screw ups and old enough to realize when I do.

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chinoise56 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:heart: H A P P Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heart:
:heart: B I R T H D A Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heart:
:heart: G O R G E O U S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heart:
:heart: M A R K E T A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:heart:
bidabby Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student
Thank you! :blush:
chinoise56 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure!! :TipOfTheHat: 
BarefootPiratequeen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
:cake: Happy Birthday to you, Marketa! Best wishes from Germany! :ahoy:
bidabby Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student
Vielen Dank! :kiss:

Ich hoffe alles ist gut bei dir!
BarefootPiratequeen Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Es war mir eine Freude! :blowkiss:

Bei mir ist alles gut, vielen Dank. Ich hoffe bei Dir auch.
ArtsyAshley23 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Professional General Artist
thank you for the fav!
Agr1on Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthxfavplz: on Baineth by Agr1on Caramel dansen emote
garrypfc Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fave.:)
MyHeadWonders Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Hey thanx for the FAVE, really means alot!!
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