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Bikini clad warrioress and Lizardman by bidabby
Bikini clad warrioress and Lizardman
Note to self: When engaging a sword carrying, diaper wearing Lizardman do *not* wear a bikini even if it's a nice one with metal bits.  
Hit Woman by bidabby
Hit Woman
I kinda like how this one turned out.
Kickboxing vampire by bidabby
Kickboxing vampire
A vampiress must learn to defend herself from stupid men with wooden stakes.
Double O (Commission) by bidabby
Double O (Commission)
Commission for a friend - hope he likes it.
Zeitgeist by bidabby
A magazine cover....just messin' around.
One of the things I remembered as a child was a comment my dad once made about me: "I always wanted a son - looks like I got my wish."

For some reason, I've been thinking about that recently and wondering what set of characteristics I had that would lead him to give me an honorary pair of balls.

As a girl, feisty would be an understatement for what I was.  I as a pretty gawky young girl - all gangly, skinny and really awkward but a hell of a fighter.

Onetime a guy called me an "ugly jew" with his friends standing nearby. He was much taller than I was but I punched him in the stomach *really* hard. It got messy.  For my efforts, I got a cracked lip and a bruise on my face but I earned that pair of balls (and a suspension! Life is soooo unfair).

A boy by society's standards is independent, promiscuous and strong. A girl is not. There is no higher honor that a man can pay a woman than to say "she's got a pair". That's so sad. By society's standards, I'm a boy. I'm independent, I REALLY like sex, and I consider myself a bad ass wannabee.

BUT, I don't aspire to be a man. I like being a woman, thank you very much and last time I checked, I don't have a pair. Really. But don't mess with me honey, I got a mean fist (and I'm learning to kick-box).
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Bauhaus
  • Watching: a whiny child in front of me
  • Eating: a slice of banana bread
  • Drinking: a coffee at a Starbucks


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Artist | Student
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Russian, British, Israeli American, Lipstick Lesbian, father a diplomat, mother a teacher, step sister a bitch, woman who married my father a greater bitch. Young enough to still make massive screw ups and old enough to realize when I do.

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ArtsyAshley23 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
thank you for the fav!
Agr1on Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthxfavplz: on Baineth by Agr1on Caramel dansen emote
garrypfc Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fave.:)
MyHeadWonders Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Hey thanx for the FAVE, really means alot!!
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maxlake2 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks so much for the :+fav: and the Llama.
NerdiestGirl Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Loving the new profile pic :heart:
bidabby Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student
Thank you :hug:
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lexxii Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovely Gallery Marketa:)

Invintation to join :iconcutieshots: A place for Artists & Photographers to gather & display their fine art:)

Hope to see you soon!

bidabby Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student
Thank you Lexxii! :kiss:
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