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Among the many attributes of being me is my incredible ability to not learn from experience. I'm the kind of gal who staples her hand to a wall, extracts the staple and tries again in case the first time might have been a fluke. So it is with most things, I am sitting in a blue funk, light itself bearing down on me like a Klingon bird of prey and my head sounding like someone's gone off and hired the Kodo Drummers to use it for practice.  If there is a god, which I very well doubt, it is an unforgiving one who imparts some of his/her children wisdom and others an unerring ability to fuck up.  

So how will I spend my Sunday....wandering between my bed and the bathroom, avoiding Yates' watchful eyes and Yvonne's reproachful ones, avoiding the company of mortal beings - especially those in whose company I brought myself to this pitiful state of being last night and a cannister of coffee that never empties. 

Ah woe is me is the refrain of the self-pitying douche.  Mine is more like 'Ah you stupid bitch, you deserve every last iota of pain and misery that the universe is meting upon you and some'.  Now my question is - will I do a repeat performance? Of course, goddammit!
  • Mood: Agony
  • Listening to: loud explosions in my head
  • Eating: ....ugh


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Russian, British, Israeli American, Lipstick Lesbian, father a diplomat, mother a teacher, step sister a bitch, woman who married my father a greater bitch. Young enough to still make massive screw ups and old enough to realize when I do.

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MyHeadWonders Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Hey thanx for the FAVE, really means alot!!
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maxlake2 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks so much for the :+fav: and the Llama.
NerdiestGirl Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Loving the new profile pic :heart:
bidabby Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student
Thank you :hug:
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lexxii Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovely Gallery Marketa:)

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Hope to see you soon!

bidabby Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student
Thank you Lexxii! :kiss:
lexxii Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Queen-Kitty Featured By Owner May 22, 2014   Photographer
Thank you for the watch!  I'm glad you enjoyed my art enough to keep an eye on it! :heart:
bidabby Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student
Actually two eyes :)  But you're welcome.
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